reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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