break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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