belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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