It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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