So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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