just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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