Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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