Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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