Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
