No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join