Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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