we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Do you remember whose house we're in?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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