were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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