i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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