you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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