people are starting to question the shark bite story
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm at about main and main street
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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