I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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