And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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