He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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