he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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