I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
