is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The ass gains better be worth it
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