i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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