He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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