he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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