My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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