dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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