I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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