Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Text me some of your sweat
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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