sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
God, I missed his penis.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
