We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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