4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
