btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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