I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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