i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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