dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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