he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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