i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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