What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome