Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall