I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card