Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook