yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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She even gives head with a lisp.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.