so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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