I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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