Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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