I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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