I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
