whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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