we have officially lost it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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