I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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