Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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