My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
