fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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