are you so shy because you have an std?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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