what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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