Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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