State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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