I must be too annoying 4 u.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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