So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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