I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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